CHATTANOOGA, TN — A professed vampire with Presidential aspirations is in the Marion County jail and his property burned. We sat down and interviewed Jonathon Sharkey, who calls himself “The Impaler.” About three months ago, he bought five acres of land in Grundy County near Tracy City.
Sharkey says he bought the land to start a commune for vampires, witches and pagans. He also started a party with that same name and filed paperwork with the Federal Election Commission to run for President. He is not on the Tennessee or Georgia ballots.
On Saturday night Grundy deputies arrested him on his land on a harassment and failure to show in court charges out of Minnesota.
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