Recently I’ve heard several news commentators describe the folks who caused the current financial melt-down on Wall Street as VAMPIRES.

How insulting! Even the most blood-sucking vampire among us has a lot more scruples than some of those Wall Street robber barons! (And certain politicians, I might add!) You insult all of us vampires when you compare us to THEM! Pull-ease!

In the spirit of the public good, I’m offering my services: send those Wall Street types (and politicians) over to Castle Bachula for a weekend of, um, “tenderizing” and I’ll show them the meaning of “blood-sucking”!!

In the nicest possible way, of course. I’m famous for my, um, “hospitality”.

Meanwhile, have a nice night!

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