I watched the U.S. Presidential debates last night, and I must say I was very disappointed, very disappointed indeed. For all their talk about foreign policy, neither Barack Obama nor John McCain mentioned Transylvania even once!! I, for one, am tiring of the United States and indeed the entire world ignoring us vampires so completely.
(Of course I suppose that it doesn’t help that they keep sending ambassadors and those ambassadors keep disappearing.)
And both John McCain and Barach Obama are doing all they can to woo women voters, white blue-collar voters, black voters, etc. etc. etc., but what are they doing to woo the vampire voter? Nothing! Nada! Not a darn thing! How can both Republicans and Democrats simply pretend that we don’t exist? Don’t they want our votes? Don’t they care about the concerns of us vampires?
For example, I happen to know that many of my fellow-vampires who un-live in the United States are very concerned about Social Security. What will happen when the Social Security system goes broke three or four hundred years from now? They’ll still be relying on those Social Security checks every month to make their crypt payments!
And other retired vampires rely on food stamps to make the blood-bank withdrawals they so desperately need—do Americans really want these retired vampires to “go back to work”?
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