It’s taken quite a bit of doing, but we finally have Internet at Castle Bachula. Satellite was our only option, but that works. The real challenge was electric power. Count Bachula will only use the Internet at night for some reason, so I’ve had to special order lunar panels instead of solar panels—since lunar panels will work at night. (Except on new moons, but what can you do!)
I must confess it’s pretty strange to surf the Web by candle and torch-light. On a lunar-powered internet connection, no less.
Now to introduce the Count to the World Wide Web!
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